2004-07-21 - 10:13 p.m.

Things to do on vacation when you're dead:

1.) Hate

2.) Walk to a Key West bar at 9am and start drinking.

3.) Continue with almost jesuit level fanaticism to drink until sufficiently drunk (circa noon).

4.) Stagger back to hotel room and sleep.

5.) Awaken circa early evening, eat, and then return to antoehr bar and drink some more.

6.) Sit and brood, hating all humanity, wallowing in lonliness and anger.

7.) While hallucinating drunkenly, talk to the Ghost of Hemingway and ask the best way to kill yourself.

8.) When tired of this, talk to Ghost of Hemingway about the time he saw Gertrude Stein and Alic B. Toklas naked in bed feeding each other asparagus. This should ressurect urge to die.

9.) Go out for walk with the Ghost of Hemingway and drink somemore.

10.) Wakeup in puddle of vomit and blood. Stagger back to hotel.

11.) Clean up, drink sixteen cups of poisonously strong espresso.

12.) LSAT prep.

13.) Repeat as necessary.

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